精彩对白

Anna: Why don't you just kill us?
Peter: [smiling] You shouldn't forget the importance of entertainment.
Paul: You shouldn't have done that, Anne.
Paul: You must admit, you brought this on yourself.
[talking to the viewers, breaking the fourth wall]
Paul: What do you think? Think they stand a chance?
Paul: Hey, Beavis.
Peter: Hey, Butt-Head.
Paul: You can see it in the movie right?
Peter: Of course.
Paul: Well then she's as real as reality because you can see it too. Right?
Peter: Bullshit.
Paul: Why?
George: Why are you doing this?
Peter: Why not?
Paul: So, what do you want to do? You want to call someone? An ambulance, or the police? I won't stop you. Neither will Tom. Right, Tom? Well, what are you waiting for?
Paul: Okay, let's play another game. It's a guessing game.
Paul: [takes out a golf ball] What is this?
Paul: [drops ball on floor by George] Sir?
George: It's a golf ball.
Paul: Correct! It's a *golf* ball... But why do I have it in my pocket? Hm? The lady knows why. Because... Well?
Paul: [exasperated, turns to Peter] Well?
Peter: Because you didn't hit it.
Paul: Correct! Because I didn't hit it! And *why* didn't I hit it?
Peter: Because something stopped you.
Paul: Correct. Because I had to test the club in another way.
Anna: [realizing what has happened] Where is he?
Paul: You know, if you'd let Peter help you, it would hurt less.
Peter: I'm happy to help, really, I just don't want to impose.
Peter: [to Anne] Would you be so kind as to go and make us something to eat?