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Don Johnston: [to Lolita] That was quite an outfit you weren't wearing earlier.
Don Johnston: [to his neighbour's young daughter, about her dad] Keep your eyes open... he might be Dolemite.
Winston: You are the Don Juan.
Don Johnston: I'm a stalker in a Taurus.
[after he gets punched]
Sun Green: Are you OK?
Don Johnston: It was just a minor misunderstanding.
Penny: So, what the fuck do you want, Donnie?
Sherry: I'm like your mistress, except you're not even married.
Don Johnston: Wanna get a drink?
Carmen: No, I don't drink.
Don Johnston: Later, get something to eat?
Carmen: I don't... eat.
Rita: Daddy, you're not supposed to be smoking.
Winston: Oh, no, no. This is just some assorted herbs, some cheeba.
Don Johnston: Let me see that
[takes a drag of cigarette]
Don Johnston: Yep, it's just cannabis sativa.
Don Johnston: Did I give you that necklace?
Dora: No.
Don Johnston: I should have.
The Kid: So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of- road trip?
Don Johnston: You asking me?
The Kid: Yeah.
Don Johnston: Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
The Kid: What happened to your eye?
Don Johnston: I, uh- I ran into somebody. Somebody's fist.
Sun Green: So, what's your name?
Don Johnston: Don Johnston.
Sun Green: *Really?* Don Johnson?
Don Johnston: No, not Johnson. Johnston, with "t".
[first lines]
Sherry: 27 I pretty much have all my stuff.
d9a [picks up mail]
Sherry: Looks like you got a love letter from one of your other girlfriends.
[last lines]
Don Johnston: Hold on a second. Wait. I know you think that I'm your father, don't you?
The Kid: What?
Don Johnston: Just tell me. You can talk to me, chief.
The Kid: Man, you're fucked up!
Don Johnston: Wait a second. Wait a second. Wait!
The Kid: Are you gangster?
Don Johnston: No. I wish.
Don Johnston: Hello, beautiful.